So in the last few weeks, I've been a little girl, a dog, and... [Ugh ugh ugh. She shudders.] Nobby Nobbs. I'm starting to understand why some of you inmates hate this place so much. Although the Hogswatch gifts were very nice, so thank you for that.

Anyway, sorry for being such a total bitch on the last two, and so very... Nobby on the one before ( Read more... )

[Angua's communicator suddenly switches on, first to staticky audio and the sound of muttering, then to a jumble of video as she -- or whoever is holding it -- manhandles it. For a few seconds, the walls and floor jump around on the screen. Finally, a face comes into view ( Read more... )

[The communicator turns on, but there's a bit of fiddling and static before she can get it to work. Anyone listening can hear what sounds like muffled swearing. Finally, the video switches on, and there's an attractive young blonde woman peering at the screen, wearing what looks like armor and a loose leather-and-gold collar around her neck. Her ( Read more... )